bony maroni

place your body here
let your skin begin to blend itself with mine
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tylerchokely:

*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game

emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a goddess

gay8:

riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue

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